Bugger Off lyrics

Yon: Dah-ba-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah.

This is fun,
Let's do this again next week,
I think we should.
Just had one,
Well, they told me that this gear was really good.

Gatesy: Now I know we've been buddies,
For four hundred years.
Through good and through cruddy,
And part-time careers.

Scod: But recently I'm thinking,
Tripod: Indecently I'm thinking.
Yon: I think you...
Gatesy and Scod: I think you...
Tripod: ... know what I'm thinking,
How's about it, you and me?

Yon: Yeah?
Aww.
Well,

Tripod: Bugger off.
I will love you to the end,
So bugger off.
Yes, I know that we're good friends,
But bugger off.
No, I'm not having a lend,
Just bugger off.
I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now.

Scod: Now you know,
Yon and Gatesy: You know...
Scod: And you don't agree that we should do the do.
Yon and Gatesy: Do the do, do the do, do the do...
Scod: Prob'ly right,
Yon and Gatesy: You know...
Scod: It would stuff us up as friends, I think so too.

Yon and Gatesy: But then again you never know...
Scod: Then again, you never know,
Yon and Gatesy: Oooh...
Scod: If you don't give it a go.
Yon and Gatesy: Oooh...
Scod: If you spend your whole life choosing,
Yon and Gatesy: Oooh...
Scod: In the end it's you who's losing.

And what if you succeed and find,
Yon and Gatesy: What if you succeed...
Scod: The perfect one you had in mind?
Yon and Gatesy: The perfect one you need...
Scod: Things are never what you hope they'll be.
Yon and Gatesy: Never hoped they'll...
Tripod: It's true, just ask me.

Bugger off.
I will love you to the end,
So bugger off.
Yes, I know that we're good friends,
But bugger off.
No, I'm not having a lend,
Just bugger off.
I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now.

Yon and Gatesy: Ahh...
Scod: I've got washing to do, and programs to watch.

Tripod: Na na na... (a'capella string quartet style vocals)

Bugger off...