A Shandy Too Far lyrics

Table for one, preferbly out of the sun, somewhere where its... quiet.
And a coffee too. Better make it black right through.
I'm feeling fairly shite.
I dont think I have enough class,
To handle drinking from a glass,
Get me water in a plas - tic - cup.
I went, a shandy too far.
I woke up in the bed of someone who I,
just never thought I'd do.
I know I went a shandy too far, I wonder where I left my car,
A shandy too far.
Comfortable bed.
Shame about the pain in my head.
Where'd I leave my shoes? (Well they're just over there)
Well, they're over there, (over there)
Underneath my underwear.
And where'd I get this bruise?
I can hear her come down the hall,
and bang her head against the wall,
and wish she didnt have,
ap - all - ling luck.
She went, a shandy too far.
I woke up in the bed of someone who I,
just never thought I'd do.
I know I went a shandy too far, I wonder where I left my car,
A shandy too far.
Ooh wah, ooh wah, ooh.
Ooh wah, ooh.
Shandy too faaar.
SPOKEN: 'Never happened to me personally'
Ooh wah, ooh wah, ooh.
SPOKEN: 'Is his Mum in the audience again?'
Ooh wah, ooh.
Shandy too faaar.