Karaoke lyrics

[Intro: T-Pain] + (DJ Khaled)
Dear Akon... forgive me for what I'm 'bout to say
Dear Barry Weiss, I know you told me not to worry about it man but
I can't let it ride
Dear God, let's make it happen, hahahaha
Ha ha! I'm tryin to be you nigga (yeah nigga)
Watch me do me, watch me do me, watch me do me, watch me do me
YEAH! Nappy Boy, Nappy BOYYYYYY!!
(DJ Khaled! Aiyyo Pain, I want you to go in!)
DJ Khaled let's go man (we the best!)
Ay, ay, ay (LISTENNN!)

[T-Pain]
I got up out the streets, so I ain't gotta steal
But listen to the radio, it's obvious I still kill (DAMN!)
But y'all was in the game, way befo' me
So why you wanna do some shit I did in '03? (oooooh!)
I'm layin low-key, for a long time
But don't act like you know me, this is the wrong time
So grab your microphone, set your Auto-Tune
And I'ma bust a verse on yo' ass like I oughta do
I ain't no gangsta dude, ain't gotta pop and bang ya
But you know I'm powerful when I'm pissin off the gospel singers (ooh yeah)
I'm tryin to feed my kids, y'all niggaz can die slowly
Cause to me it sounds like a bunch of karaoke

[Interlude: DJ Khaled] + (T-Pain)
Aiyyo fuck the imposter!
Fuck these karaoke niggaz man!
T-Pain, they wanna live your life man
These are bitch, ass, niggaz man!
It's the DJ Khaled, Nappy Boys
I'm goin in, I'm goin in, aiyyo T-Pain
(You know what Khaled, I know you right dawg, let me get 'em again though)
Talk to 'em! (Ay, ay, listen)

[T-Pain]
It ain't all bad, some of it please me
But the only niggaz that's cool is Kanye and Lil Weezy (DAMN!)
I'm a hit-maker, not a comedian
So why the fuck were these niggaz laughin at me when I seen they ass?
This shit don't ever work, a one-hit wonder bitch
But all that shit that you doin now make me wonder this
Now why it's cool for you, but it's not for me?
And why he ain't hop on my song and make it hot for me?
But you don't give a fuck, you just a swagger jacker
Now I'm a certified Lamborghini-ist and Cadillac-er (ooh yeah)
Cause I'm tryin to feed my kids, y'all niggaz can die slowly
Cause just to me, it sounds like a bunch of karaoke

[Interlude: DJ Khaled] + (T-Pain)
Y'all singin the same old song
Y'all some karaoke niggaz, karaoke fuck niggaz
This is Nappy Boy, this is DJ Khaled!
We global with this hood shit, this what we do!
Why you wanna live our life?
You wanna live our lifestyle, aiyyo T-Pain!
(Whattup Khaled?) Get 'em

[T-Pain]
Yo, let me get a moment of silence, for the late great Roger Troutman
Y'all niggaz ain't holdin him down, so we had to put me at ya
Bitch, I'm Teddy Pain, the son of Teddy Riley
The father of the game, you pussy niggaz WHYLIN
How many niggaz really wanna test?
Pain the originator, Khaled be the best
All these motherfuckers tryin to do what I did
stealin food from an infant, style from a kid
Twenty-fo' years, twenty-fo' cars
Bitch we the best, we got plenty more stars
E'ry time you pussy motherfuckers try to stop me
it's plenty mo' hits, plenty mo' bars
Yeahhh that's not cool baby, so that's not happening
Y'all keep on stealin from me, let me try this rappin thing
I know you know I hear ya, isn't that embarrassing?
Set the game on fire, Teddy got some naaaaame
Pussy niggaz step up if you really got good game
I got a lot of shit to say about a nigga, but it's really not good thangs
That ain't no disrespect man, y'all keep doin your shit
But my daughter told me to tell you to get off her daddy's dick!

[Outro: DJ Khaled]
Aiyyo Pain, man I'ma call these niggaz out
I'ma pull them skirts, man
They fuck - aiyyo, let me get 'em!
FUCK IT! It's the DJ Khaled don-dada
Big dog pitbull Terror Squadian
A.K.A. WE THE BEST!
A.K.A. shit on niggaz dot-com!
A.K.A. Nappy Boy, bitch!
We global... we global...