[Mr Garrison]
Okay children Who wrote the declaration of independence?
C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?
[Clyde]
Timmy?
[Mr Garrison]
Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a
complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.
[Kyle]
I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!
[Cartman]
Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!
[Kyle]
Shut up fat boy!
[Cartman]
AY! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!
[Mr Garrison]
Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?!
[Cartman]
Jew?
[Kyle]
No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you
fuckin' fat ass.
[Mr Garrison]
KYLE!
[Cartman]
Why the fuck not?
[Mr Garrison]
ERIC!
[Stan]
Dude, you just said fuck again!
[Mr Garrison]
STANLEY!
[Kenny]
(muffled) fuck
[Mr Garrison]
KENNY!
[Cartman]
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!
[Mr Garrison]
How would you like to go see the school councellor?!
[Cartman]
How would you like to suck my balls?
*big gasp from whole class*
[Mr Garrison]
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
[Cartman]
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Actually, what I said was,
*pulls out megaphone*
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!"
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