Stan: At this rate, it would take a miracle to finish this thing!
Kyle: Now don't go saying that. Miracles happen most every day.
To people like you and me.
But don't expect a miracle,
Unless you help make it to be.
You hope, and I'll hurry.
You pray, and I'll plan.
We'll do what's necessary, 'cause,
Even a miracle needs a hand!
You love.
Stan: We love.
Kyle: And I'll labor.
Stan: Tralalala.
Kyle: You sit.
Stan: We sit.
Kyle: And I'll stand.
Get help from our next door neighbor, 'cause,
Even a miracle needs a hand!
You can do Cartman's voice, can't you?
Stan: Oh, I'm so fat.
Kyle: You gotta sound fatter.
Stan: Oh, you guys! Seriously, I'm so fat! Help me out over hyah!
(Reading script) I don't know what to do, dude. Who do we help?
I SAY WE HELP SANTA CLAUS!
Kyle: Oh, your just saying that because he brings you presents.
Stan: HEY! I DON'T NEED TO TAKE THAT KIND OF S**T FROM A JEW!
Kyle: You wish.
Stan: We wish.
Kyle: And I'll wittle.
Stan: Tralalala.
Kyle: You sit.
Stan: We sit.
Kyle: And I'll stand.
Stan: Tralalala.
Stan & Kyle: We've all got to help a little, 'cause
Even a miracle needs a-
(Truck runs over Kenny.)
Kyle: It's okay. We'll just have his character die in the film.
Stan & Kyle: Even a miracle needs a hand.
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