Two Sharp Pencils (get Bad) lyrics

(Roger Taylor)Here comes a dudeGet a look at that guyBa ba ba ba ba ba ba baNa na ba ba ba da da daGive me 'b' give me 'a' give me 'd'Give me one two threeGive me one two threeNow there was a young man from DundeeGot stung on the knee by a waspAnd asked if it hurt said no not a bitHe can do it again if he wants toAgain if he wants toDo it again if he wants toIt's badReal badIt's a crazy world full of crazy dudesIf we all get crazy we can boogie throughYeahSay give me two sharp pencilsGive me peace for daysIt's badThat's badGet badAlrightThat's badGet badNot badThere's a cute young chick from ??????Went for a swim in a lakeWhen a man in a punt stuck the pole over the edgeSaid you can't swim here it's privateThat's badGet bad