I Lost My Job Again lyrics

1st Verse:Woke up in the morning with my manager yelling aboutLate rent and debt with the threat of her throwing me outI promise with a sweat bead hanging that I would payAs soon as I get a job so so I can stayShe said I had 2 weeks and its coming up quicklyButt naked in the kitchen looking through LA WeeklySearching in the Want Ads franticallySo something similiar to fit my personalityAnd then boom that's when I saw itA jewelry shop at Macy'sI can birdwatch and make cash at the same place GIts was cool so I signed upSlanging Swatch watches to all the people lined upThat's when they moved me to the Diamond DepartmentAnd apllied preasure to sell a larger margianI tried my best but I always came up shortA diamond ring saleman just wasn't my sportThere was more preasure so I had to sale somethingSaw a girl in the front trying to decide want did she wantI said "Girl you need a ring" started saleing that thingGot excited and straight forgot the bringThe price tag to my face the ring was 3 g
randAnd it was looking lovely on her pretty left handShe bought for half cause I thought the tag said soBut I read it wrong noticed when she walked out the doorI sangChorus:Oh my God I lost my job againI got fired on the spot yo when will it ever end? (2x)2nd Verse:Walking home from Macy's had to dry my tearsCause I only had 1 week to pay the rent it was clearI had to get another gig quick asking at church"Is anyone hiring?" and it workedI got a job in downtown as a stock clerkShelving and alphabetizing files like a doctorOn a patient but my boss wasn't playing with timeBrother wanted his files then now and future in lineAnd you know I'm not good under preasureI act like Radio and Rain Man togetherStarted messing up loosing important files and suchAnd finding them too late when in a crutchMy boss brought me his office for a little pep talk"John you can do it if you don't talk but walk"I said "That's right" but I knew I was wrongI was so scared and behind these throngs of filesThe
y could've been anywhere in the aislesUnder the desks behind the printers in pilesAnd it way past due I turned my files in lastNot good enough I felt my job just passAnd then I sangChorus:Oh my God I lost my job againI got fired on the spot yo when will it ever end? (2x)Outro:You're gonna be ok my little boyJust shake shake it off and go home (4x)