Great Big Stuff lyrics

FREDDY:
"I thought I'd seen it all
I thought I knew the score
But coming here I've found a world
I've never seen before

Now I know where I belong
A life of taste and class
With culture and sophistication
Pouring out my ass!"

*spoken*
What do I want? I want this! I want this!
Ah - I want this...

"I thought I had a real gift
That penny-ante grift
But Freddy's gettin' ready now
To give his life a lift
I'm tired of bein' a chump!
I wanna be like Trump
Two hundred pounds of caviar in one gigantic lump

Gimme Great Big Stuff!
This is how I gotta live

Great Big Stuff!
Oh-oh no alternative

Great Big Stuff!
I want my silver spoon
Don't need it right now
But I better get it soon

Ow! I want a mansion with a moat
Around which I will float
With some vast-bottom babies
In my glass-bottom boat"

FREDDY/HOUSEKEEPERS:
"A house in the Bahamas

FREDDY:
"Paisley silk pajamas
Poker with Al Roker
And our friend Lorenzo Lamas
Gimme-

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"Great Big Stuff!

FREDDY:
"I really do deserve it

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FREDDY:
"With servants who will serve it.

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"Great Big Stuff

FREDDY:
"I don't give a damn what it's fer
Every day's my birthday
Every night is my Bar Mitzver.

Oh give me a home
Where the centerfolds roam
Guccione on the phone, he
Got a party goin' on

And Heff'll have me over
To play some naked Twister,
Blotto in the Grotto
With a Playmate and her sister"

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FREDDY:
*spoken* Ooh! Rap stars'll love me!

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FREDDY:
*spoken* I get me a posse, a'ight!

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FREDDY:
"Chillin' in the city
Sittin' pretty in the Caddy
With P. Daddy or Puff Diddy"

*spoken* -or whatever!
I'll change my name too!
Get my hatchback all pimped out.

"The Islands in the winter
The Hamptons in the summer
The fashion plate I date'll give me
Hummers in my Hummer.

The cash to keep me idle,
The chicks to keep me vital,
The pills to keep me happy
Even when I'm suicidal."

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FREDDY:
Nothin' crass or crappy -

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FREDDY:
That would make me very happy

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FREDDY:
Bring it on and make it snappy!

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FREDDY:
*spoken* I want some really classy shit!

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FREDDY:
*spoken* Like a mink traclsuit -

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FREDDY:
*spoken* My own personal Zamboni!

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FREDDY:
*spoken* Lots of unnecessary surgery -

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FREDDY:
*spoken* I can finally afford to see a Broadway show!

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FREDDY:
*spoken* Gout.

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FREDDY:
*spoken* Bring it on and make it snappy!

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"Great Big
Great Big
Great Big
Great Big
Stuff--"

FREDDY:
*spoken* I just want someone to love me...
FOR MY MONEY!

ALL:
"Yeah!"