Yellow Lasers lyrics

Met her at the star wars conventiondid I mention, she was looking for love?had to call her bluff, lady you don't mean how that sounded(the thousand-pound dude in the 'no fat chicks' shirt's astounded)thought she'd take it back, revoke, rescind, rewind, retractya heard me, she said, I want any man hereto descend in the cave where you conquer the fearand I'll steer you to side of the force that you choosesomebody's man enough here -- now who?This girl, now you have to understand,would not look out of place on the arm of an attractive manso the geeks in attendance got jaws on the floor, one extends hissaber but he tripped on his cloak, I stepped to the front then I spokeI ain't spitting game, look I got a wookie hat on,but these guys here are used to gettin' spat onby girls, see you put em in shock.And this ain't the right con to quote mister spockbut it's highly illogical to me. Girl looked in my eye, said is your mind free?Cause I got something for youit is shiny, it is cleanCome on up an
d I'll adore youwith my yellow laser beamsitting in her room upstairs,watching her wind up the buns in her hairI declare that I'd like to be luke,unless that's a little bit too perverted for youI could be jaba, a jawa, an ewok, when we talk "oo ga la gee bla!"wait -- I seen all the flicks, all the books that I read,don't remember any character tied to the bedbut that's all right, I'ma just pretend that I'm encased in carboniteand why that's a nice gold bikini, you make that?shows off what you got, make no mistake that'sone fine view of chewbacca you're giving melower that down here, we could be living thelinguistic lifesyle of the protocol droid.(Here comes the part where I'm not overjoyed)Fire! She said, and before I could screamgot a steaming mouth full of yellow laser beam