I Heart Fags lyrics

I love fagsbecause I am a san franciscanif you're dissing on my homosthen this censure's what you're risking(I'm insisting on containing my temper but listen up):you shouldn't ought to be intolerant about who queers like to fuck!fags are great, they've got hundreds of usesyou can see them on TV explaining what puce isabstruse is the world but very simple is the homohe or she is anyone who's keen to do another one more sothan the opposite, follow?fags are great 'cause almost every single one swallowsor so I'm led to believe, lesbians also I've heard of,not to mention non-gender-identified spivaks seeking nerd love,and I've spurned just about everything there iscause I was born here, and here's where I livehere i give you this advice, love a fag todayeither up close and personally, or from far awaysee fags are gay, and gay's a good adjectiveit means like happy and high, but you had to justshy me away from the topic of my fag-lovesomething maybe that you're lacking in? don't get mad justc
ause you don't have such a big heart as frontalotyou could love fags too, you already think dykes are hotwhy not come on down to the street fair,(there's) asses in chaps plus rough trade to meet there,some of whom been barebacking it in back alleys for yearsyo I promise if you visit you could meet some queersand if you love even just one, hoorayif you don't, well I hope you enjoyed your stayand I hope you go on your merry waywith the chorus of my song slowly turning you gayand you don't love fags, this much is apparentyou're having nightmares about them every time you get your hair cutyou stare what you suspect could be a queer manin the eye, in the mirror, enzymes coming out your fear glandhe's got scissors near your eardrumsyou might lose your hearing you don't watch it with these queer onesand here comes your presidential cheerleader nowso disturbed by the marriages in my home townthat he's got to take the tip top law in the land downscribble on it: "I hate homos, big bad frown.&q
uot;put it back up, be like "what? it's better!y'all were with me a second agowhen I said that marriage was threatenedand it was! under siege by these villainscan you believe they wanted to gang up and have children?there would be an army of them, teeming and throngingtempting every American to give in to forbidden longingi thought they couldn't reproduce, that was their weakness!now what are we gonna do? they're gonna seek justtreatment under the law, dammit that's like sayingit's okay to be gay! or a lesbian! hey man,you can not say that. society would crumble and fall apart."i'll think about that on the BARTgladdening every inch of the rideto be on the way to the where I residenot just a place where I keep my stuffbut the spot got plenty of the kind of person that I love