Hassle: The Dorkening lyrics

I played hassle the dorkening oncehad eighteen cards in my hand, all Mudsand I didn't seem to need a mud card to winhadn't tapped a Mud yet - then the other kid grinnedsee he'd just drawn a batallion of rolling explosionsplus a card that made me frozenthose and the roll of a twenty die did itmy last hit point had already got hittedmy last instant had already got acquittedgot called twice in a turn dimwittedit didn't swell up my ego muchi played hassle the dorkening onceand I'm a make my own game up, and you won't knowwhich mode of the turn-phase we're in and when to goand how to lay down cards and at what anglei'm a have artifacts like Enchanted Kangoland Mic of Spurious Rhyme BustingAnd creatures like MC Chris On RobotussinAnd MC Hawking who tramples for ample damageThe rules will be written in C++ and Spanishand hit counters will increment onlythe winner of the hand is the one who's the most lonelybecause everyone quitmumbling about futility and shit