Bumpersticker Rock lyrics

I touched down in Chicago. Rented me a road machine
Gonna head down old 66. Livin' the American dream

Just a stranger in a strange land. Had to find out on my own
There it was right in front of me. All I needed to know

Honk your horn if you love Elvis
You can beam me up Mr. Scott
Shit happens if you don't save the whales
Doin' the Bumpersticker Rock

By the time that I reached Texas. Rifle racks and pickup trucks
I learned that Rush is Right, who ever the hell he is
And Clinton he didn't inhale he sucks

Looks like everyone's buck naked down at the nudist rodeo
God is comin' and boy is she pissed
From Alabama to Mexico

Honk your horn if you love Elvis
You can beam me up Mr. Scott
Shit happens if you don't save the whales
Doin' the Bumpersticker Rock

Solo

Life is a bitch in California. Bumper to bumper they're all stars
The land of the free keeps on preaching to me
From the ass end of their cars

Honk your horn if you love Elvis
You can beam me up Mr. Scott
Shit happens if you don't save the whales
Doin' the Bumpersticker Rock