Ozzy
When I wake up
First thing I do
Eggs
Is to look around
For something to chew
"Eggs-actly"
Feeding myself is very, very tricky
Because you see, I'm ridculously picky
Eggs
Strut
Excuse me Ozzy, I---
Ozzy
This Struthiomimus
Won't settle for the dregs
I'll borrow
I'll beg
I'll even kiss you
Strut
Kiss me?
Ozzy
For my dear beloved dose...
Of eggs
Strut
(Sung:)
Hurry, Ozzy, I'm so hungry
I can't wait for another minute.
Here's a juicy little leaf
With a beautiful stick in it.
Can't I have a taste...
If I promise just to lick it?
Ozzy (shouted not spoken)
Strut!
Strut
What!
Ozzy
You imbecilic eater
Great green globs couldn't
Possibly be sweeter
Than a pile of eggs
You've got to smell them
Feel them
Crack them open
For a great big nest full
I am hoping
Strut
I'm starving! I'm weak!
There's nothing in my tummy.
The mold on that tree
(Sung:) is starting to look yummy.
Ozzy
The colors and shapes
And assorted sizes
Gobble them all
For appetizers
Eggs-tasy
Strut
Ozzy, what's the matter
With a little vegetation?
Ozzy
I've had it up to hear
With this aggravation!
Strut
Can't I have
This piece of a tree?
Ozzy
Why can't you be more
Like me?
You leaf-loving
Strut
Hey
Ozzy
Bush-burping
Stem-smelling
Garden-gorging
Strut
Wait a minute!
Ozzy
Plant-popping, tree-tasting,
Dirt-devouring beast!
Strut
Ozzy
Ozzy
You've got to have eggs
Thrice a day
At least
Strut
Eggs.
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