John C. Clark (the Gasman Song) lyrics

John C Clark is a really nice manHe works in gas installationAnd he drives a gas installation vanFill it up at the local gas stationAnd you know I never saw him with a woman beforeThe women round here think they're worth a lot moreHe's the kind of man your mother would adoreAnd that's no recommendationWell John C Clark ain't too good lookingI guess he looks like a gas installerAnd for all that gas he still ain't cookingYeah he could do with being six inches tallerBut then I ain't no pretty picture myselfI've been sitting round here too long on the shelfAnd I could dream about being with somebody elseBut he could be a whole lot smallerJohn C Clark has a crush on meI know he told me so one SundayAnd at the time since I didn't have any other offersI agreed to meet him on the MondayAnd the big surprise is that we really got onWe talked about all kinds of wierd things til dawnI plucked up the courage and said â�‚��“Hey John,Would you meet me again on Friday?â�‚�� And so we met at the
pizza parlour in townBy then my belly was warmingAnd while we were waiting on the tiramisuI kissed him without warningI said â�‚��“I'm not getting any younger you knowAnd would you like to give it a goâ�‚��He replied, â�‚��“I guess soâ�‚��And I packed my things in the morningâ�‚�� Now me and John we live togetherWe have a house that's full of laughterWe've got gas central heating, our bellies are always warmAnd besides John has insulated the raftersAnd you know we really like each other a lotAnd for all the gas we will never be hotBut we're making the best of what we've gotWe're living happily ever after