Whole In One lyrics

There’s a hole in my sock
I’m not gonna stitch it up
There’s a hole in my sock
I’m not gonna stitch it up
I’ve got a kettle in my kitchen
For making coffee and tea
There’s a hole in the wall
I don’t really care at all
There’s a hole in the wall
I don’t think its gonna fall
Under the big tree in my garden
We read the papers in the shade.
There’s a hole in the sky
Someday all the people will fry
There’s a hole in the sky
Sufficate and die
Slice another mango, bread pops out the toaster
Take the bacon out the pan
There’s a hole in my heart
You’ve got to fill it up
There’s a hole in my heart
You’ve got to fill it up
I watch my TV, it doesn’t see me
You’re on the 8 o’clock news.
There’s a hole in your mother
The lady says its cause you shot her
There’s a hole in your mother
Why did I ever bother?
Finished up the dishes, taken out the garbage
Hung my clothes on the line.
If there’s a hole in her head
Chances are she’s probably dead
There’s a hole in your head
Guess you’re not so thoroughbred
La la la la la la la la la la la la lah lah
There’s a whole lot of things you can ignore
A whole lot of things to be thankful for
There’s a whole new world to explore
Just depends what you’re looking for
People want to screw me
Life is just a movie when you want to have fun
Get your whole in one
Whole in one.