So you're tired and you're beat and you worked all week
And you need a place you can let it go
Were the girls go out and the boys play hard
And you need a little more than just the radio
Well here's your open invitation
With just a couple regulations
Let me warn you son when we come to have fun
We don't take kindly to serious
So leave your troubles in the door unless you want some in here
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Welcome to my house buckle up tight
Everyone sings and drinks and laughs and gets high
It's a country of music
A little soul
I'ts a rock n' roll rodeo
We don't tolerate no sittin' around
Everybody's dancin' groovin' and gettin' on down
So before you come in here with some kind of attitude
Better read the house rules
Around 11 o' clock
When the front door locks
And the boys start raising the bottle
The girls do the thing with the Mardi Gras beat
And you know they're gonna show 'em if they got 'em
And no matter what your story
A good time is mandatory
Well rule number seven says 'don't touch the women'
But they can grab a little if they want to
CHORUS
No such thing as last call
Pick 'em up when they fall
Share the same bedroom stall
Says the sign on the wall
CHORUS
Boy before you come walkin' in here with any kind of attitude
You better read the house rules
Oh, you better read the house rules
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