Seven Drunken Nights lyrics

As I come home of Monday night drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse outside me door where my old horse should be so I calls me wife and I says to her could you kindly tell to me who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?
AHH you're drunk you're drunk you crazy old fool you're blind and cannot see tis only a lovely work horse that me mother did send to me
Now its many a times I travelled a hundred miles or more but a work horse with a saddle sure never did see before
oh tiddily idle idle idle tiddily iddle dum.
As I come home of a tuesday night drunk as drunk could be I see a coat behind the dorr where my old coat should be so I calls me wife and I says to her could you kindly tell to me who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be?
AHH you're drunk you're drunk you crazy old fool you're blind and cannot see tis only a lovely wool blanket that me mother sent to me
now its many a times I travelled a hundred miles or more but a blanket with buttons sure never did see before
oh tiddily idle idle idle tiddily idle dum
As I come home of a wednesday night drunk as drunk could be I see a pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be so I calls me wife and I says to her could you kindly explain to me who owns that pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be.
AHH you're drunk you're drunk you crazy old fool you're blind and cannot see tis only a lovely tin whistle me mother sent to me
Now theres many a times I travelled a hundred miles or more but a tin whistle with tobacco sure never did see before
oh tiddily idle idle idle tiddily idle dum
As I come home of a thursday night drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots under the bed where my old boots should be so I calls me wife and I says to her could you kindly tell to me who owns those boots under the bed where my old boots should be?
AHH you're drunk you're drunk you crazy old fool you're blind and cannot see tis only two geranium pots me mother sent to me
Now theres many a times I travelled a hundred miles or more but geranium pots with laces sure never did see before
oh tiddily idle idle idle tiddily idle dum
as I come home of a friday night drunk as drunk could be I see a head upon the bed where this old head should be so I calls me wife and I says to her could you kindly tell to me who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be?
AHH you're drunk you're drunk you crazy old fool you're blind and cannot see tis only a lovely baby boy me mother sent to me
Now theres many a times I travelled a hundred miles or more but a baby boy with whiskers sure never did see before
oh tiddily idle idle idle tiddily idle dum
As I come home on a Saturday night drunk as drunk could be I spy an arse up in the air where this old arse should be so I calls me wife and I says to her could you kindly tell to me who owns that arse up in the air where this old arse should be
AHH you're drunk you're drunk you crazy old fool you're blind and cannot see tis only a lovely football me mother sent to me
Now theres many a times I travelled a hundred miles or more but a football with a crack sure never did see before
oh tiddily idle idle idle tiddily idle dum
as I come home on a sunday night drunk as drunk could be I spy a man atop the wife where this old man should be so I calls me wife and I says to her could you kindly tell to me who is that man atop ye wife where this old man should be?
AHH you're drunk you're drunk you crazy old fool you're blind and cannot see tis only a lovely soldier that the goverment sent to me
Now theres many a times I travelled a hundred miles or more but an englishmen with a pair of balls sure never did see before
oh tiddily idle idle idle tiddily idle dum
Thanks to Audrey for these lyrics