Jimmy Casterbunch lyrics

I met a guy named Jimmy Casterbunch
I met a guy named Jimmy Casterbunch
We didn't have much supper, but we sure as hell had lunch
I met a guy named Jimmy Casterbunch

We went down to the deli yesterday
We went down to the deli yesterday
We ate so many oysters that our eyebrows turned bright yellow
We went down to the deli yesterday

We walked along the sidewalk hand in hand
We walked along the sidewalk hand in hand
Somebody stopped and stared, I said "Hey man that's who I am."
We walked along the sidewalk hand in hand

He gave a dollar to a homeless man
He gave a dollar to a homeless man
He didn't have both hands out 'cause he only had one hand
He gave a dollar to a homeless man

He spoke a language I could understand
He said a lot of words like "Hey" and "Man"
But every word rung true like it was ringing from a bell
He spoke a language I could understand

He said the world was coming to and end
The world as we know it's gonna end
But that doesn't really matter when you know you've got some friends
The world as we know it's gonna end

So say goodbye to the old days
'Cause I'm not coming home
You left me in the rain so long I'm beginning to like the cold
And I'm so glad I'm never gonna have that
Tired old noose around my neck no more
No more

I met a guy named Jimmy Casterbunch
I met a guy named Jimmy Casterbunch
We didn't have much supper, but we sure as hell had lunch
I met a guy named Jimmy Casterbunch