Jesus Christ Wore Leather lyrics

Jesus Christ would never play rock and roll his tone was too lowAbraham Lincoln smoked crack cocain on the down lowyeah, I'm an impediment bonafide degenerate Mother Mary spread her legs for me and I made her pleaBuddhist monks would go suddenly wild and swallow my seedyeah, I'm an impediment bonafide degenerateDon't you try to turn the ordinary people into saintscause everybody loves and everybody fears and everybody hatesand all the extraordinary people they never touch the groundthey're waiting on the ordinary people to count the hours downBrother Gandhi turned a trick or two in his dayMother Theresa liked to touch little girls in a special wayyeah, I'm an impediment bonafide degenerateMartin Luther King traded slaves down the river wildJesus Christ would never play rock and roll on the radio dialyeah, I'm an impediment bonafide degenerateDon't you try to turn the ordinary people into saintscause everybody loves and everybody fears and everybody hatesand all the extraordinary people
they never touch the groundthey're waiting on the ordinary people to count the hours downyeah, I'm an impediment bonafide degenerateDon't you try to turn the ordinary people into saintscause everybody loves and everybody fears and everybody hatesand all the extraordinary people they never touch the groundthey're waiting on the ordinary people to count the hours down