Randy Newman Song lyrics

(Randy)-Fat man with and his kids and dog.
Drove in through the morning fog.
Hey there Rover, come on over...
(Lois)-Well its nice to have a little music while we eat.(Spoken)
(Randy)-Red headed lady, Reaching for an apple.
Gonna take a bite, nope, nope.
She gonna breathe on it first,wipe it on her blouse.
She takes a bite.
Chews it once,twice,three times, four times, stops!
Saliva workin', takes a hard long look at Randy...
five times.
Fat old husband walking over.
(Lois)-Lets get the hell out of here.(Spoken)
(Randy)-Yeah, There walking down the road
Left foot,Right foot
Left foot,Right foot
Left foot (SMACK)