Better Off lyrics

Yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away.But today is a new day time to start living my life my own way.No rules and no embarassment, way more sex and no harrassment.I think, I'm better off on my own! I'm better off all alone.Well I started thinking about us lately,And just maybe you weren't the one who left me.Maybe I decided to leave you first.Because you're nothing but a big jerk!I'm hating you more and more lately.I even stopped calling you baby.Maybe, I'll decide to ignore you.Just maybe, I'll be the one to forget to call you.I think I'm gonna buy you a shirt, from hot topic you jerk. (That says I suck!)I think I'm gonna prank call you at work. (And sell you a penis shaped Bananna)I think I'm gonna make my dog eat your homework. (Cause you're not too cool for school.)I think I'm gonna cry and try to forget all the great times we had.