Abc's lyrics

A is for Asshole, the neighbor next doorB is for Barney, that purple dinosaur!C is for Cats, those crazy felines.D is for Doug and Skeeter Valentine.E is for Easy just like your Mom,F is for Fucking her all night long.G is for Goats going Mehh in a boatH is for Hating the stupid Po-Po'sI is for 50 Cent's In the clubJ is for Jay Z, Nigga, Hit It UpK is for Kicking Ass, It's what I do best. L is for Licking Britney Spears left breast.Dustin: Hey, how's reading the new harry potter book going? Did he die yet?Andrew: Hey, how was getting caught jerking off by your mom last night?Dustin: Dude, harsh.M is for Making silly faces at a MonkeyN is for New Found Glory being suckyO is for Going Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi!P is for Punk Kids beating up Fall Out BoyQ is for Questioning some stupid ass whore.R is for Rolling around on the floor!S is for Star Wars, which really really sucks,T is for Taking it up the butt.U is for Umbrellas, which save me from the rain!V is for Vaginas, which I love to tame.
W is for a Walrus with sunglasses on,X is for playing Xylophone in the lawn.Y is for Yoddling in the SeaZ is for Zebras singing their ABC's.I have a confession to make;Andy Milonakis is hiding Ricky Martin in his underpants