New Tony Lamas lyrics

I went down to the boot store,
To get me a new pair of Tony Lama Boots.
They had a real good shine,
You know they looked real fine, with my cowboy suit.
So I went down there to Billy Bob's, you see,
To pick up on some long-legged mama,
Yeah, I was lookin' good, the way a cowboy should,
In my new Tony Lamas.

Well, I asked this girl to dance,
I might've had a buzz,
An' I told her I knew,
What color her underwear was.
She said: "Man, you can't do that."
"Oh," I said: "They're baby-blue, and I promise,
"'Cause I've seen their reflection,
"In my new Tony Lamas."

Yeah, my new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas.)
My new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas.)
I seen their lovely reflection,
In my new Tony Lamas.

Well, I was minding my own business,
Like a cowboy does.
This girl walked up an' I told her I knew,
What color her underwear was.
She looked at me like a cow lookin' at a new gate,
An' I said: "They're hot pink and I promise,
"'Cause you walked by, an' they sorta caught my eye,
"In my new Tony Lamas."

Yeah, my new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas.)
My new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas.)
Yeah, you walked by, they kinda caught my eye,
In my new Tony Lamas.

Well, it was gettin' kind of late,
And I know I had a buzz.
This girl walked up an' I told her I knew,
What color her underwear was.
She said: "I'm not wearing any."
An' I said: "That's really good 'cause I promise,
"For a minute there, I thought I had a big ol' crack,
"In my new Tony Lamas."

Yeah, my new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas.)
I love my brand new, spankin' pair of spankin' Tony Lamas, (Tony Lamas.)
Yeah, for one minute, there, I thought I had a big ol' crack,
In my new Tony Lamas.

Yee haw.
Thank you.