(Verse)
Once upon a time a while ago
I was out searching for a hoe
I was walking up on Disney World Lane
Came up to this girl and asked for her name
She said my name is Jasmine
But I got a man named Aladdin
So she said come and follow me
I'll show you a good time watch you'll see
So she took me to her mans magic carpet
Than I pulled a Buzz Lightyear and busted my rocket
She said come back and fuck her you see
And even let me come back up in for free
She gave me her panties for a souvenir
Said she hasn't washed them bitches in a year
She said she didn't want the story to end
So I had no choice but to give her my pimp hand
(Course)
She's the new and improved Girl Next Door
One taste of her you'll be begging for more
(Disney Hoes)
The Princess is covered with only a pink thong
Something in this fairytale went horribly wrong
(Disney Hoes)
(Verse)
Walking through Disney and I met Cinderella
She was all up on me like I'm rapping acapella
We was holding hands walking to this other ride
One the way Tinker Bell was on my side
So I'm asking let's rent a hotel room
Cinderella going on about me to be the groom
So I took Tinker Bell back to her place
She got the wrong tone so I slapped her face
Got her in the mood so now she wanna fuck
Tried to be little but my dick got stuck
So I'm thinking I better stay
Sitting on the bed and she busted out the lingerie
Wanted to have fun so I went to the park
Found these other hoes playing with a shark
Went to the mansion where I found Bell
I'm not ganna say cuz that's another Fairytale
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