Assman lyrics

I tried to break into your house on Friday night
I got attacked my your big dog
I tried to play my guitar at your window side
Your mother said it was her room


I didn't know it x4

I left my phone off of the hook on Friday night
You got pissed off and called my friend
I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
What did I say that wasn't right


I didn't know it x4

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
You be Paul and I'm Letterman

I waited for you to pick me up from work
You never showed and I was stuck
I left a message with your dad that I came by
He said you had another guy


I didn't know it x4

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
Your Yoko Ono I'm John Lennon

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
You be Marie and Donnie Osman

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
Your Emmit Smith and I'm Troy Aikman