I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are lyrics

I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are
( I Love You Just The Way You Are-Billy Joel)

Don't go padding your bra to please me
You never had much chest before mmmm
And don't imagine your hoots is Jewed-ah
'cuz I don't need a whole lot more

Oh You'd probably leave me if they were bigger
Your bust would keep me from your heart mmmmm
I'd miss the good times. I love the flat times
I love your breasts the way they are

I need to know that you will always wear
A trainer a-cup 32
Oh
How could you think that they're not pleasing me
The way that I've been squeezing you

Woah, I don't want heaving mounds of cleavage
I never want to work that hard
Ohhhh
I just want something that I can fondle
I love your breasts the way they are
Ohhhhhhh