Fat Father lyrics

[Beeping noise...][Cough!][Bizarre:]'Ey yo! This Bizarre, and ya'll listenin' to the Handi-cap Circus,I'm 'bout to call my man fat father I write quit[?], That's my joke partner,Every time I wanna hear a new joke or sum shit, I call this big ass nigga up!Let's call him up, see what the fuck he got to say![Beeping as numbers on phone being pushed...][Dial Tone...][Fat Father:] Yep![Bizarre:] What up man![Fat Father:] What up![Bizarre:] What's crackin'?[Fat Father:] Man slow-motion man, but I...I caught up with it.[Bizarre:] Are..are you tryna rehersin' or sumin'? [Fat Father:] Hell no.....having a meeting man![Bizarre:] Ok, you tryna get on the police-force?[Fat Father:] [laughs] Nooo, nigga...hey man, hey you probably the private nigger that fried bacon naked so the grease will pop you![Bizarre:] [Laughs][Fat Father:] [Laughs][Bizarre:] Where'd you get that one from?[Bizarre and Fat Father:] [Laughs][Bizarre:] Oh, nah! You got this one call from [???][Bizarre and Fat Father:] [Laughs]
[Fat Father:] Hey man, you want the deal for breaking a niggas cream [??][Bizarre:] [Laughs][Fat Father:] [Laughs][Bizarre:] Where the fuck you get that one from?[Fat Father:] [Laughs] That's new shit dog! Freshly published![Bizarre:] And, and hows you [?][Fat Father:] [Laughs] Hey, I heard you got a summer job breeding hound dogs![Bizarre:] [Laughs][Fat Father:] [Laughs]