Worst Seat On The Plane lyrics

I bought a ticket to Australia for my holiday
Figured itd be just the thing to wash the stress away
Got my boarding pass and found out alas
That I was seated in the middle row

The businessman beside me smelt like Old Spice and gin
The lady to the left was talking about her granchildren
Two kids behind me were screaming for their mom
She was screaming back, I wonder how come

I got the worst seat on the plane
By the time I land Ill be insane
My legs are starting to go numb
And I just wanna kill someone

I got the worst seat on the plane
Bladders full and backs in pain
Next time I have somewhere to go
Think Ill ride my bicycle

I couldnt go to sleep cause the pillows too damn awkward
So I tried to watch the movie but it starred Kevin Cosner
The earphones hurt my head and the reading light was dead
And then the pilot said turbulence is on the way

The coffee on my tray was now on my lap
The old lady beside me had a heart attack
The children screeched so loud I thought my skull would crack

The businessman turned blue and threw up on my back
I got the worst seat on the plane
By the time I land Ill be insane
My legs are starting to go numb

And I just wanna kill someone
I got the worst seat on the plane
Bladders full and backs in pain

Next time I have somewhere to go
think i'll just rent a video
After seven hours I could take no more
So I tried to open the emergency door

But the flight attendant tackled me to the floor
She said "Go back to your seat, dear"
I said Id rather get off here
I got the worst seat on the plane

i think im now i am insane
My legs are both complete numb
And I wanna kill everyone
I got the worst seat on the plane

my Bladder burst my back in pain
Next time I wonderless
i'll take the bus
i got the worst seat in the plane (x7)