Hard To Be A Girl lyrics

Hard to be a girl.
So nice to be a boy.
In my room at night.
Not a pretty site.
Here's an empty kiss marching to the rhythm of the pay roll.
I can be a good boy too,
Just let me out of the stable.

Sausages and eggs,
And hot and sour soup.
Thank me for your time,
'Cause I can be as bad as you.
Hard to be a girl.
That's what the oracle told me,
I don't care what she says,
I assume its best to be lonely.