Punker Bob lyrics

Punker Bob had a problemPunker Bob did heroinAnd Punker Bob had forgotten to use a clean syringeNow Punker Bob is dying within... Bob fucked Samantha, and Samantha fucked Dave. And Dave did Sophie and Linda, both in the same day! Well, Jeff caught wind and convinced the two to do him too, oh what a dream come true! Well Martha caught wind, and she joined in, while her boyfriend Joe waited at home. Well a week went by, and she caved in, Joe was so distraught he didn't know what to do. Well he went to a bar to ease the pain, ran into an Ex and they hooked up again. The only difference between her and them is she made Joe use a condom, and she didn't die from Aids.Punker Bob had a problemPunker Bob did heroinAnd Punker Bob had forgotten to use a clean syringeNow Punker Bob is dying within... (Thanks to Asis for these lyrics)